Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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