My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You've changed since you got that strap on
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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