winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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