he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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