when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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