he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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