I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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