they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
