Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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