So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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