it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Come on in and take your pants off
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