Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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