perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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