I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
