It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
