so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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