I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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