I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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