haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
