K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize