they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You may now shotgun with the bride
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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