You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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