new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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