so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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