So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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