I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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