Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Lo siento on account of my penis...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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