You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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