No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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