that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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