I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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