Its about making memories worth repressing
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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