last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
