Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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