I heard we made out
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
