Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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