Im at strip club and am horny
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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