It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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