you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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