what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize