god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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