that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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