HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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