this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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