is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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