How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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