The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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