last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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