He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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