she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Mom said you looked used
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The adults are the big ones right?
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